Obviously, the Oscars are the Super Bowl of acting and the Oscars of Fashion. So, we thought we'd give out our own awards today!
Most Likely To Not Surprise Us By Looking Fabulous: EMMA STONE
Most EHHH Okay You Look Good BUT I'm Not Blown Away: DAKOTA JOHNSON
Best Baby Bump Style: Kiera Knightley
I mean, are we surprised?
Best You Look Fabulous While Wearing A Dress Totally Not Cut For Your Body Type: JULIANNE MOORE
Best You Look Good In Everything But You Didn't Wow Me: MARGOT ROBBIE
Best Innovative Designed Dress That Was Absolutely Killer: NAOMI WATTS
Most Likely To Make Me Want To Give Up On You Completely: LADY GAGA
Best Accessories: CATE BLANCHETTE
Best My Dress Was Almost Amazing BUT then we put a vagina on my shoulder: GWENYTH PALTROW
BUT I MEAN, SHE STILL LOOKS AMAZING.
Best "Did You Know I'm SUPER Sexy" Moment: JESSICA CHASTAIN
Best I FUCKIN' NAILED IT: ROSAMUND PIKE
Biggest Disappointment But You Are Still My Style Icon: MARION COTILLARD
Biggest Show Stopper: Felicity Jones