Our OSCARS 2015 Superlatives...

Obviously, the Oscars are the Super Bowl of acting and the Oscars of Fashion. So, we thought we'd give out our own awards today!

Most Likely To Not Surprise Us By Looking Fabulous: EMMA STONE

Most EHHH Okay You Look Good BUT I'm Not Blown Away: DAKOTA JOHNSON

Best Baby Bump Style: Kiera Knightley

I mean, are we surprised?

Best You Look Fabulous While Wearing A Dress Totally Not Cut For Your Body Type: JULIANNE MOORE

Best You Look Good In Everything But You Didn't Wow Me: MARGOT ROBBIE

Best Innovative Designed Dress That Was Absolutely Killer: NAOMI WATTS

Most Likely To Make Me Want To Give Up On You Completely: LADY GAGA

Best Accessories: CATE BLANCHETTE

Best My Dress Was Almost Amazing BUT then we put a vagina on my shoulder: GWENYTH PALTROW

BUT I MEAN, SHE STILL LOOKS AMAZING.

Best "Did You Know I'm SUPER Sexy" Moment: JESSICA CHASTAIN

Best I FUCKIN' NAILED IT: ROSAMUND PIKE

Biggest Disappointment But You Are Still My Style Icon: MARION COTILLARD

Biggest Show Stopper: Felicity Jones

Honorable Mentions: